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Old Nov 22, 2005, 03:52 AM // 03:52   #1221
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"ill help u prepare. u set the tables, ill brb"

*goes to a city*

*yells "WANT TO BUY TURKEY DINNER 1000 GOLD!"
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #1222
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*Decides to help Nyax*
AC Dist. 1...

***WTB MAX GOLD PIE W/ +15 DELICIOUSNESS ^50% HP!***
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 04:04 AM // 04:04   #1223
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I got one for sale but I customized it so it'll taste like me.
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #1224
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bar room fight game ppl.......although i would sell my soul for a pie right now.......
*takes the pie and fills it with a turkey thats old and overcooked so its all hard and everything and your family was like wtf this cost like a lot and im like yeah well fine im SORRY then ill run away and then im all like crying and crap so i bite this hobo in the face and then chow down............o...........errr......yeahhhhh.... ....soooo....uhhh.*takes that turkey and smacks the above 3 posters with it while screaming HOWS THAT FOR A TURKE DINNER YOU ASSHAT until theyre smashed to a bloody, turkey pulp......then i eat.
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #1225
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bar room fight game ppl.......although i would sell my soul for a pie right now.......
*takes the pie and fills it with a turkey thats old and overcooked so its all hard and everything and your family was like wtf this cost like a lot and im like yeah well fine im SORRY then ill run away and then im all like crying and crap so i bite this hobo in the face and then chow down............o...........errr......yeahhhhh.... ....soooo....uhhh.*takes that turkey and smacks the above 3 posters with it while screaming HOWS THAT FOR A TURKE DINNER YOU ASSHAT until theyre smashed to a bloody, turkey pulp......then i eat.
Then we kill you and stuff a turkey with your innards.
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #1226
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then i eat.
That's what Thanksgiving is all about.
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 04:12 AM // 04:12   #1227
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"you wasted our turkey!!!"

*joins azeroth*
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 07:22 AM // 07:22   #1228
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*Puts one piece of pumpkin pie in his mouth and the rest of the pie on his head*
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 07:25 AM // 07:25   #1229
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pumpkin fever
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 07:28 AM // 07:28   #1230
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*slaps self and wonders whether this is reality
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 08:55 AM // 08:55   #1231
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*Slaps Feuer just for the hell of it*

And no, it's not reality, it's the matrix!

*Rolls out Matrix keg*
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #1232
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*ouch!
*thanks night for waking me up
*whips out sunglasses and cool long jacket
*eats the red pill
*logs in to the matrix
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 05:41 PM // 17:41   #1233
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*unjacks Feuer with him still in the matrix
*takes his body and dumps it into a pit of boiling gravy

mmmm.....gravy
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #1234
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*take out C4 from my pocket*

*start putting C4 on everyone's back*

*Tie a trip-wire on all the doors in the bar*

*hehhe.. let see if you guys can get out of this trap*
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18   #1235
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*take out C4 from my pocket*

*start putting C4 on everyone's back*

*Tie a trip-wire on all the doors in the bar*

*hehhe.. let see if you guys can get out of this trap*

I remember that from somehwere.
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 06:21 PM // 18:21   #1236
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*Take out chainsaw and rusty nails... and threw it to the flood*

*enjoy*
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #1237
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*gets everyone to gank Sir Skulkcracher and stuffs his limp body with all the C4 packs that we removed with Remove Hex spamming

*throws the now fat and awfully square body through the door to trigge rthe trip wire
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 10:34 PM // 22:34   #1238
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There goes Sir Skulkcracher!

*well, the real Sir Skulkcrasher is alive and trigger the safety switch for the 200lb C4 Keg inside the bar*

*bombs away!!!! mwwhahhaah*
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #1239
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*uses heal area + aegis

plan thwarted

*gives sir skul a nice poke in the eye
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Old Nov 22, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44   #1240
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*stop touching me... you fools*

*Pull out a bottle of black dye and threw it into your face*
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